A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

Take a look: cow’s beef. Sweet peppers. I had ‘em bring it over.

I think I just came.

Um, Phoebe, I’ll call you back. I have to go yell at myself.


Then there’s always this family member who say this every family reunion


fangirl challenge: [3/30] female characters » caroline forbes, the vampire diaries

 ”I’m not girly little Caroline anymore.”

Shameless Meme [4/5 ladies]: Karen Jackson
↳ Keep laughing, and I will slit your throat while you sleep.

Oh, Jesus. These poor kids.
Don’t worry, they’re already pretty fucked up.

July 8, Barcelona

Fangirl Challenge: [10/20] Families » Scott McCall and Melissa McCall
"Sweetheart, let me tell you something no teenager ever believes, but I guarantee you is the absolute truth. You fall in love more than once. It will happen again. It will be just as amazing and extraordinary as the first time and maybe just as painful. But it’ll happen again. I promise. But until then, be your own anchor.”